" permit (of) "

 [ "permitized" ]

1: the act of getting your permit.

  * e.g.,  ... im finally permitized! 

 [ "Permit" ]

1: Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit. Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within. A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it. 

 [ "permition" ]

1: To gently asking another man you'd like to take it up the ass from him.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom ask permition by tapping jim's foot under the stall in the men's bathroom. 

 [ "Permit Patty" ]

1: A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.

  * e.g.,  ... I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is. 

 [ "Permit driver" ]

1: A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

  * e.g.,  ... What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver. 

 [ "Permit Fag" ]

1: A permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "oh shit handles".

  * e.g.,  ... Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything." Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your permit for two days, you conceited piece of shit." 

 [ "demolition permit" ]

1: When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of your boys to apply for a demo permit.

  * e.g.,  ... ex. Yo I'm going out with Molly tonight, I'm gonna need to pull a demolition permit for that A**! 

 [ "permit test" ]

1: The biggest piece of shit known to man

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man I failed the permit test again 

 [ "Permit bum" ]

1: Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit 

 [ "off road permit" ]

1: a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.

  * e.g.,  ... "Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"